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Ryder nelson

Soooo fucking gay wants dick all day super gay. Trying to suck teachers dick to get there grades up
by Ryder nelson December 21, 2018
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Milo Nelson

The coolest person to ever exist in the whole state of existence. This guy has so much female woman and girls that are attracted to him its insane
I wish I were just like MIlo Nelson I am such a huge fan!
by 0LIM May 10, 2021
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Neilston

A really dull boring place situated on the outskirts of glasgow next to Barrhead. Often referred to as "Nulstonia". Locals are reffered to as "cave men" due to their primitive lifestyle. Hunting regularly occurs and the main religion is Hinduism. Locals (cavemen) can be found hunting in "the bovis" or chanting in "kingston playing fields". Local dishes include mammoth, sabretooth tiger, Barrhead folk.
"Wanna go up to Neilstonia?"

"No, I don't have my passport with me!"

"Bummer"
by Franky Bhoy April 22, 2006
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Nelson's Law

Named in honour of Australian conservative politician, Brendan Nelson -

"As a debate about the economy continues, the probability of the increasing price of petrol at the bowser being mentioned by a non-government politician approaches one."

It is considered a disingenuous debating technique, analogous to Godwin's Law, unless the person mentioning the price of petrol is actually proposing a genuine alternative.

COROLLARY: Athenasi's Observation - the gap between a political discussion commencing and Nelson's Law being demonstrated decreases over time.
Ending every media release with a disingenuous reference to the cost of "getting petrol into the car" is an example of Nelson's Law.
by Jeremy Sear December 9, 2008
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Neal

A nigga with a huge dick if he's black he have big muscles and nice hair he often smells good and is very smart we neal is young he will be shorter then most of his friends but that will change when he gets around 15 years old
Neal da realist nigga ever follow me on Instagram at nailer_nsc
by ABLACKIDIOT April 21, 2018
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Nelsoned

When a guy takes a fondling glove, jacks his partner off, and then uses the cum as lube and fists either the partner's ass, with the glove still on.
Shoot girl did you see Arne on the street yesterday? Looks like someone got Nelsoned!
by Robert Bradford December 22, 2010
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Neal

Small penis. Quite good in business. But ultimately just a tiny penis.
Is that a mangina or just a Neal?
by Circleoftruth February 19, 2018
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