nail Jell-O to a tree

to do something difficult or impossible, especially when there is no real point in doing so

To eat a spoon full of cinnamon by itself would amount to nailing Jell-O to a tree. (example of nail Jell-O to a tree)

by The Return of Light Joker August 25, 2011

Black nail polish

When worn by men is an indicator of the size of his junk. I'm that it would lean twords the skinnyer side.

Did you see Jeremy was wearing black nail polish
You know what that means he has skinny dick

by ProbablyNostril September 24, 2018

Dog toe nail soup

Dog toenail soup is very yummy soup mixed with dog toe nails yum yum yum.

I would like some yummy Dog toe nail soup please yum yum yum

by anonymous October 30, 2020

Limp-Wrist-Long-Nails

An effeminate male. A male into effeminacy in looks or interests. Also one lacking in physical strength.

That limp-wrist-long-nails fella cant drive anything without power steering and automatic. He's a typical limp-wrist-long-nails bottom.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

Bag of Nails

Way of describing a hard faced women perhaps who has a tendancy to drink heavily and to get into frequent fights.

I opened my eyes the next morning and she had a face like a bag of nails, just looking at her gave me a massive soft on so I left before she woke up.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Nine Inch Nails

A: Marijuana is usually smoked as a cigarette (called a joint or a nail) or in a pipe or a bong.

If marijuana is a nail... then

"I sure wish I had a few Nine Inch Nails," says Stoner 1.
"I think you have a few nine ince tails," said Stoner 2.

by Sarhhuh October 17, 2006

brown finger nail polish

Brown finger nail polish is when you have anal intercourse with someone and your finger nails are brown from... Fudge

After last night, I've got brown finger nail polish on every finger!

by Mermaid_Natalie December 8, 2015