number

The number of people one has had sex with.

Bill just broke up with his girlfriend and wanted to hook up with me, but I said no because I'm trying to keep my number down.

by linguishionista October 17, 2008

the loneliest number

"The loneliest number" is the loneliest number.

One.
Wow that guy is the loneliest number.

by Eddythevampire February 8, 2015

i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

something that is said in response to an idea that is utterly despicable, stupid, boring, retarded, or gross.

Tim: hey fred, would you be interested in coming to my barmitzvah on saturday at 3:00 PM?

fred: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

jack hoff: BRO ISN'T MY GF FINE?

moe lester: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

by truthness October 7, 2008

numair

Numair is a Baby tiger, he is also small in height and swims like a fish.
he does not show any emotion in any situation unless food is involved. keep your food locked away and you swimming pools covered when in contact of a wild Numair

swimmer baby tiger Numair

by octavious2712 November 30, 2013

numair faraz

A kid who is soo totaly fetch. He's so fetch in fact that he's faraz! He resides in a small snobbish community of La Jolla and he gets all the pussy! He likes Francollis in Fashion Island. He's soo totaly gooch and not a siz. But is pretty agg.

Dude that faraz kid is pretty fetch.

by Kris August 3, 2004

Private Number

A private number is a phone number that blocks its transmission so it cannot be displayed on ones phone, commonly used by telly marketers and gutless wonders who dont have the guts to show who they are.

"who was that trying to call you?, dunno private number"

by goy goy the great November 25, 2009

Getting numb

Getting so drunk you can't feel your arms, legs, face, etc. Does not apply to your junk, that is a different kind of drunk. Getting numb usually happens after a long day at work, after learning of something that really pisses you off or saddens you, after succeeding in glorious fashion at a particular task, or when your day is wide open and you have nothing else to do.

Example 1: "Hey Nate what are you doing today?" "Well I just told my boss to go fuck themselves so I'm just going to be going home and Getting numb." "Nice." Example 2: "Hey girl, what are the guys doing tonight?" "Oh those assholes, I heard them say they are going home and Getting numb." "Jerks."

by DJ NastyN June 21, 2011