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Norris

A man who acts like he’s two, spits like a sprinkler and looks like jabba the hut. Norris knows how to use his hands well as whenever he loses an argument he hits someone. Finally a man in need of money to fix his teeth that look like he took metal deep throat while smiling. Norris if your reading this, clean yourself up your a mess.
Norris ur mad I came to your party
by GhostXenom January 10, 2019
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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is the best Coach in the world, he will kill your dog.
Dog killer Chuck Norris is back in town.
by TrueTeller101 February 9, 2019
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The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris

That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.

It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.

You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.
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Gavin Norris

Gavin Norris is the name given to a future lead animator and soccer star. A person with this name will always be better than anyone named David, Leonel, Alex, or Franklin. Gavin Norris is the future of our world and will become a millionaire.
Gavin Norris is better than David in soccer.
by The GZeeeGang March 1, 2019
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Norris

Its a type of person that doesn't know how to do some things.
For example:
Random person: Dude that girl is SO norris.
Other person: OMG thats so true, why'd somebody be like that?
by Norris Meaning June 7, 2019
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Brian norris

Brian norris i an absolute fucking G. He smokes weed, knows spongebob and rides pink motor crosseres. On a normal day brian will start by rolling a joint as fat as his son charlie then kiss squidward and then do 60 backflips on a pink motor crosser
by Ypyo August 18, 2019
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sam norris

He is a guy who can be trusted by anyone. Girls think he is gorgeous and love that his uncle is Chuck Norris. Girls love him so much they doodle his last name with their first name while they day dream. His huge heart and charismatic personality pull people to him. His future wife is one lucky lady!
Look at that hot guy over there! That MUST be a sam norris.
by Freebirdsfly September 18, 2017
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