Oysters Nielsen

When someone pools up a bunch of semen in the small of your back. Best served cold.

Cromer couldn't wait to serve Tiffany Oysters Nielsen.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate January 28, 2023

rubie neiles

The literal best queefer in town.

Woah, watch out for rubie neiles she queefs real good.

by aidanbarnes July 17, 2023

thomas nielsen

The coolest motherfucker on the planet.

I wish I was more like Thomas Nielsen, that motherfucker is super cool.

by Thecoolestmferever October 4, 2023

Eirik Nilsen

hunky, masculine, goon material. Eirik loves Apple and mewing. He LOVES battery blue, but the battery is not as blue as his perfect, blue, dreamy eyes... mmm.... those eyes..... mmmm yummy.. He has the perfect, masuclinest, roblox man face known to mankind.

ANYWAY, Eirik is the best hunk of a man, he always eats frozen pizza in the microwave, even though he knows he's going to get diabetes and a new type of cholesterol. But that just makes him even hotter... and more thicc..... mmmmmfffgg,, yummy.

Leon: "Eirik NIlsen is so hot 😍😍"
Ash: "omg, i agree, I'd totally goon to him"

by DisgustedAsh April 15, 2024

Emil Nielsen

Emil nielsen is the goat, just like mathias gidsel

YES emil nielsen blocked the ball

by Timongogoyt February 5, 2025

Buddy Nielsen

The singer of senses fail who undoubtedly has a piss kink

God, Buddy Nielsen is such a pissling

by CallMeDoctorGiggles April 4, 2025

Tapping the Nile

To have sex with an Egyptian woman, usually a prostitute

¨Hey man, where's Jeffrey at today?"
"He's at the clinic getting himself checked. He was tapping the Nile last week and he's worried he might have caught something."

by Rogue_Coyote March 9, 2018