Pocketful of Mustard

UK slang: "I've got nothing." or "Nothing came of it."
I think it comes from something like 'couldn't even get a drink at the pub, just left with some stolen mustard pacs'.

Did you get the (job/girl/money/news)?... Nah; "pocketful of mustard."

by RichieRichie December 10, 2008

Dave Mustaine

Aggressive, Intelligent, and Talented, Dave Mustaine is the founder/rhythm guitarist/lead vocalist for the Thrash Metal band, Megadeth. Dave Mustaine Joined Metallica in 1982, only to be kicked out after writing many riffs for the band due to his severe alcoholism and drug abuse. Sometime after than, he formed Megadeth. He has also created Gigantour, a travelling metal music festival, which started in 2007. Dave Mustaine is a Born-Again Christian, and a devout spiritualist.

Dave Mustaine is one of the best guitarists in the world.

by Chthulu Mythos August 27, 2009

Mustanging

The act of procrastinating, even if it means doing something you usually would not want to do ie. doing housework, feeding pets etc. Named after a popular Hagaren character, Roy mustang for obvious reasons.

Hawkeye: Sir, please stop cleaning the windows and get back to work.
Mustang: I am working! I'm.. MUSTANGING!
Hawkeye: ... You. Work. Now.

by Jiah June 16, 2005

Mouse in the Mustard

A final expression of disgust at severely inappropriate behavior

Casey, you've really put the mouse in the mustard this time.

by MustardMouseStudios April 12, 2009

Penn Hills Mustache

The Penn Hills Mustache is a crusty, weak looking mustache that just looks obsolete when compared to other manly mustaches. Many kids from Penn Hills, P.A. sport one of these thin, inferior mustaches.

Person 1: Hey look at that kids silly mustache.
Person 2: Yea i saw him, thats called a penn hills mustache.

by RyanTaylor of P.H. September 23, 2009

Mustard Plug

THE HOTTEST BAND THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT ! the sexiest ska music ever!

Hey katie what song do u wanna have sex too?

MR. SMILEY BY MUSTARD PLUG!

by lizers April 14, 2005

Horseradish Mustache

1) When one drinks a Bloody Mary too quickly, causing the horseradish to stick to one's upper lip, creating a mustache.

2) The residue or anal hair on one's upper lip resulting from performing oral sex on one's woman from the rear.

eg 1) "Hey Mike, them boys are drinkin' your Bloody Marys so quickly they gots them some horseradish mustaches! Yee haw!"

eg 2) "Dude, had a terrible night last night. Christina sat on my face and made me go down on her. Ended up with a horseradish mustache."

by halpwr August 11, 2010