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Muddy Puddle

When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy
John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle?
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine
by Crown of thorns November 2, 2020
mugGet the Muddy Puddlemug.

Muddy

Your dude. Your guy. Your buddy. Your slime. Your muddy. A person who you trust and are around all the time.
Yo that’s Kaizon. He’s my muddy wrd 2.
by Buzzybuz October 15, 2021
mugGet the Muddymug.

The muddy triple H

When you're banging a girl with the shits, and you pull out and take a straw and suck out the diarrhea shits from her butthole and then blow it in the air like Triple H
I can't believe she let me give her The muddy Triple H the other night
by The Stink-Hammer March 18, 2025
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Muddy tug

Using feces as a lube for masturbation.
When he ran out of spit Larry knew he might have to resort to a muddy tug to finish pumping one off.
by Marco Porno August 14, 2015
mugGet the Muddy tugmug.

Muddy Butter

It is the resulting solution when the lube and fecal residue mixes during anal.
Dude this girl and I tried anal last night. She didn’t rinse before hand, I used so much lube and we ended up with muddy butter everywhere!
by CalamityJen November 8, 2019
mugGet the Muddy Buttermug.

Muddy Columbian

When one drinks a used Coffee Enema

"I just had a Muddy Columbian, it's my favorite drink for in the morning"
I drank a Muddy Columbian this morning
by OldHunterRuby January 30, 2022
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muddy pipe

theres a rumor jane gave jake a muddy pipe
by pepeir March 27, 2024
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