mother pains

When thoughts drift unavoidably to motherhood. The biological urge and longing to be a mother but at the same time, the knowing that you're not really ready for it. Mentally, emotionally, or career-wise.

I've been having these mother pains since I was very young. Want to have a family some day.

by FayeFleurDeLis October 21, 2010

mother funker

Obviously a play on words from 'mother fucker' = mother funker. Funk= a really good style of music for sex, but also the body scent when having sex. Peace out mother funker!

Its all above mother funker!

by Hook Beak_66 February 10, 2019

masons mother

the hottest thing in the universe
the devil in the sheets
the only thing that truly matters in life

damn, that girl is almost as hot as masons mother

by anonymous September 21, 2020

Your mother

What a lot of people consider a 'haha funny joke' nowadays. Anything for the kids nowadays, am I right?

Person: So, what'd you do last night
Other person: Your mother
Person: wow, so funny haha

by SuspiciousPigeon June 4, 2023

finleys mother

A hot woman

damn bro, finleys mother is hot.

by thelosthobo245578 November 22, 2021

Mother Rex

m--m-m-mother

"You like mother rex?"
"Who?"
"Milf mommy"

by hawking8401451 October 1, 2021

Mother mocker

One who mocks his or her mother, often by teasing or imitating her.

Mom: "OOh, Hurry! I don't want to miss 'Dancing with the Stars'!"

CHild: "Oh, no..missing 'Dancing with the Stars' would be tragic. Let's hurry, hurry, hurry--quick as a furry bunny!"

Mom: "Stop being such a mother mocker! It is a good show!"

by kellamity December 5, 2010