Monster Mop

A female you keep around to clean up all your bullshit messes. She won't mind.

I fucked up again luckily my monster mop is still in the mix.

by John Conde June 19, 2023

fanny mop

A male with a beard

I wouldn't mind his fanny mop on me

by Don'tforgetyourdreams February 28, 2015

Tallahassee wet mop

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.

I didn’t notice the TP was wet and I Tallahassee wet mopped myself…

by Mancho76 February 15, 2025

mopping

A word used in emo slang, usually meant as a method of twerking naked.

Damn that girl be mopping good!

by John XD92 November 23, 2022

Mopping

Slang for the practice of self gratification but using both hands at the same time in an overhand fashion.

I caught Steve mopping in his room last night.

by July 13, 2023

Mopping

Hasse is mopping to excellence and king of mopping

Mopping and cleaning to perfection

by Deck crew November 21, 2024

Mopping

When a sports team wins a 7 game series 4 games to 1, after missing out on sweeping the series.

Celtics will end up mopping Golden State after missing out on sweeping the series by losing game 2.

by D.Fire June 06, 2022