Montana Brown Cap

Erecting one's nipple, with the use of a semi-frozen, thawing piece of shit.

"After he was done, his nips were like the brown, brown caps of a Climate stricken Mountain"

"Yo' Boy got Capped"

-Not to be associated with the Montana Brown Cap reading facility for the homeless

by TheInfamousKennyJ August 20, 2009

Hannah Montana

The source of every STD ever.

I saw on the news that they found the original carrier of chlamydia. Hannah Montana has a concert next month.

by Annelise(: January 23, 2011

Montana Duffel Bag

This lovely little technique is when you shit in a bag, put it on a girl's head, and fuck her in the ass. Hold the bag really tight, but don't kill the bitch. Instead, when she's about to pass out you take the bag off and slap her in the face.

Derek's gave Danielle a Montana Duffel Bag when they got home

by J :D October 17, 2008

Montana

Street name for Cocaine, named after Tony Montana (Scarface)

Person 1:Is Bob high?
Person 2: Ya, he is on that Montana

by drug$101 June 1, 2011

monta vista

Girls are so spoiled over here, full of bitches (the hot ones) sorry uglies dont apply, and uhhh they are so full of themselves.... spoiled spoiled spoiled,
only "Good girls" are freakin nerds who cant get penis and are not sexy.

"damn dude look at that girl...."

"oh damn she a hotty lemme go say hi at this monta vista high school"

"uhhh wasup girl?"

*girl walks away like a bitch*

"uhh.....wtf?! i just got owned man"

by Dunno? August 29, 2007

hannah montana

a show made for KIDS, which like most kids shows, doesnt have the best plot so everybody need to forget about it because if you dont like it then dont watch it. what does it matter if miley cant act when theres really no reason for you to be watching the show anyway

chrissie: i hate hannah montana, she cant act, sing, or do anything, shes gay and she doesnt deserve to have a tv show or be famous. even though i feel this way about her, i constantly talk about her and i even watch the show when i could easily avoid it if i wanted to
maggie: wow chrissie your pretty gay if you dont like the show then just stop watching it

by rockette1day August 10, 2007

Montana bisexual

A cowboy who likes to fuck both sheep and cows. Also known as a Wyoming bisexual by folks in Montana.

I saw this cow being buttfucked by a Montana bisexual and a sheep looking on with great interest.

by Texas chilidogger January 6, 2010