Monday Left Me Broken

Monday Left me broken
Tuesday I was through with hoping
Wednesday my empty arms were open
Thursday waiting for live, WAITING GOR LOVE

Random ahh keed: BRO TIKTOK IS NOT THAT BAD
TikTok: Monday Left Me Broken

by menameiscaleb July 21, 2023

Christmas Monday

The day off (fulfills paid holiday quota) that companies give their employees when Christmas falls on a Sunday

"Do you know if the business office at the phone company is open tomorrow or are they closed?"

"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."

by bingolingo December 28, 2011

fiery maned temptress

An attractive female with red hair.

I was seduced by the fiery maned temptress.

by vgfatboy August 27, 2013

makeshift monday

When Your First Day Of Work Starts On A Tuesday.

DaMn, I Hate Makeshift Mondays

by ronnielogic3 October 15, 2013

mcflurry monday

2 mates who go for a mcdonalds mcflurry every single monday without fail.

"pick you up 3.30 for our usual mcflurry monday?"
"you knows it, xxxx"
"see you shortly!"

by greenskill July 29, 2014

Ass monday

Ass monday is the day of anal sex. Also known as monday

I can't wait till it is ass monday because me and my girlfriend will have anal sex.

by Satan is a part god July 12, 2016

fernand mondego

The guy that pretends to be your friend but will actually ruin your life.

Damn, I never knew he was such a Fernand Mondego!

by ButtLicc June 11, 2017