When a guy is having sex with a sombrero on, then violently cums on a plate while singing with a ukelele or mandolin, which his partner then keeps in the freezer to eat on May 5th.
Dude 1: So What were you up to yesterday?
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-
Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.
Dude 2: Man, I served my girl up some Mexican Cheese, she loved it.
Dude 1: Oh nice, is that some type of spicy cheese?
Dude 2: No. Here, look, this is the definition.
Dude 1: What the fu-
Do not contact me or my family ever again.
Dude 2: I understand.
by investigate3.11 November 4, 2018
Get the Mexican Cheesemug. A sexual act involving 2 men: whereas man A gives plethora laxatives to man B (a mexican lad) to get his insides nice and juicy. Man A proceeds to swizzle straw the juicy nectar from man B's anus. Heretofore - pumping mud from a Mexican.
I haven't talked to Panda in a while.
Friend: Yeah, Panda got a new lover named Diego, and they've been Mexican Mudpumping for 2 days straight.
Friend: Yeah, Panda got a new lover named Diego, and they've been Mexican Mudpumping for 2 days straight.
by TittyfaceJenkins October 20, 2020
Get the Mexican Mudpumpingmug. Oh man he got me so angry i went full Mexican Gabo on my father in law.
I told my cousin he should leave me alone, or I'll go Mexican Gabo on his ass.
I told my cousin he should leave me alone, or I'll go Mexican Gabo on his ass.
by HAGYJALMAR December 23, 2020
Get the Mexican Gabomug. When a man is holding up a pinata at a kid's birthday party, and one of the kids hits him in the nuts with the stick.
Hell no, I'm not volunteering to hold up that pinata. I still wanna have kids and can't afford a surprise Mexican Vasectomy.
by Team Ax April 29, 2021
Get the Mexican Vasectomymug. Similar to the Dutch Oven. Holding the sheet below you and your partners neck and tigh to the bed with your inside hand, then fart and lift you inside hand to release the sheet only to pull it back down as fast as you can creating a wind type "tunnel" toward you partner for them to enjoy you "essence of anus!"
by Kris51 November 9, 2011
Get the The Mexican Tunnelmug. 
When you dip a Taquito in a girls ass hole and take it out proceed to dip it in a bud light and feed it to her.
by Clee Toris May 24, 2020
Get the mexican budlightmug.