Pro-meth-a-feen

A professional tweaker,

You need to slow down by the looks of it your on pro-meth-a-feen!

by C.W.breed July 15, 2019

Hegarty Maths

A educational website run by a multimillionaire bell-end known as colin hegarty. He is the cause of suicidal lessons and straining all of your blood, toil, tears and sweat into a fucking equation

Hegarty Maths gave me diphtheria last night

by Ethanslovelylife June 11, 2021

Diet Meth

Slang for adderall

Guy: Bro, I took diet meth the other day and spent 12 hours sorting the spices in my kitchen

by drazby July 30, 2021

Shabaans mAths teacher

A sick maths teacher tall and buff, very smart. some say he is smarter than shabaan Khan and alama spinx but nobody will know. his name has nigerian origins and means river of blessing. He is a blessing to our maths class, but not when he sets maths homework tut tut. one question well never know about sir is how many lebron jam he has on toast for breakfast.

shabaans mAths teacher is teaching us period 5 browny.
nah g he aint

yeah he is why you lying

i aint shush

by shabaan did not write this October 21, 2021

khai meth

A example of saying your friends are weak and skinny as shit.

Bru you are so khai meth man..

by whleehlzz March 23, 2023

National no maths day.

The poor students in set three maths don’t feel like working today so this is our attempt at convincing our teacher that it’s no maths day. Wish us luck.

“Gosh I really don’t feel up to trig graphs today”
“Don’t worry it’s national no maths day!”
“Hey miss! It’s National no maths day.”

by sieisfunny May 26, 2021

crusty nut meth

meth made with crusty nut only emitted from the crustiest of balls

ivan: yo dude i got some crusty nut meth, wanna hit it?
retard: *snorts* WOOOOOOO damn man that hits harder than a bull with his balls wrapped in duct tape

by iasegyufs May 23, 2022