field meat

The chunks of grass and dirt that get caught in a football player's helmet.

"Did you see that tackle? he came up with some serious field meat"

by DebbiT October 12, 2006

Meat Shop

Meat Shop is a slang term for a prison cell that is shared by two very horny people who engage in sexual acts regularly. Butcher Shop and Meat Shop are interchangable.

"Have you seen the cell next to mine? Its a total Meat Shop. I can hear them going at it every night."

by ShoddyVariety October 26, 2020

Yabby Meat

A derogatory term used to describe a woman's vagina with extremely prominent labia majora, such that it resembles the small pieces of meat commonly used as bait for catching yabbies.

Man, that chick I nailed last night had some serious yabby meat goin on. Her flange had flaps so meaty they belonged in an abattoir.

by Buckerous Naked February 2, 2021

meat computer

A way to describe your brain

I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer

by Youngmadhatter March 2, 2021

meat magnets

A woman's breasts as viewed by another person.

I always see a woman jogging by the Starbucks on Hillcrest and she's got nice meat magnets.

by HillcrestStarbucks April 1, 2008

Slick meat

A processed meat Product?, commonly served to jailed inmates that have no choice in the matter, due to it's ability to resemble several types of actual lunch meat, its low cost and high fat content which gives it's name and shiny appearance.a

I would gladly trade my slick meat for a cup of coffee.

by Itiswhatitis?! May 23, 2018

Meat hooker

When you order a hooker for no sexual pleasure, but instead throw deli meats at them. Use different types of deli meats for each player. Bologna, ham and turkey work the best. First person to stick 3 slices wins.

Hey would you like to order hookers this weekend? Only if we play meat hooker!

by Helloitsmichael December 2, 2020