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headless math

The inability to quickly or accurately solve algebraic expressions using exclusively mental fortitude.
... and then the teacher says, 'take the square of 15, multiply that by 12.5, add 35 and then perform express the result as a factorial'.
I just told 'dat bitch ' you gotta give me some 'headless math' some paper and at least 1 pencil...
by YAWA January 25, 2020
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doing math

Using the excuse "Doing geometry homework" to hook up with your girlfriend.
"Hey baby, I'll be tangent to those curves!"
"Somebody's been doing math!"
by AngelBelle June 20, 2006
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do the math

1: It's logical, especially without anyone else's opinions.
2: Figure it out yourself, especially without anyone else's wisdom.
NOTE: "Do The Math" to me is based on happenings that are correctly added up and bottom-lined.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 1, 2010
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Ex-Math

The logical study and application of basic mathematical principles to deduce when your significant other was last with their ex-boyfriend or girlfriend.

While founded in the scientific theory, ex-math should not be considered for a major field of study as the process is often characterized by the absence of objective and rational thought.
Girlfriend: "I wondered after I left about the age you said you were when you were with XX so I put everything in a calendar. You said you were 24 so that was a couple of months before me? :-) sorry. I try not to be curious about stuff as that is typically not a good thing. But I wondered it and so I'm just...um..saying that I was curious."

Boyfriend: "Well if you're going to use ex-math, put it on a Chinese calendar. That way I haven't been with her since last year. Does that make you feel better?"
by Drexlzorg November 9, 2011
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Meth-Math

A phrase intended to challenge the improper use of “Same-Same” to describe two similar, yet very contrasting, things.
It was obvious Kyle’s ability to de-escalate an argument needed improvement when he mocked Heather’s comparison of looking and touching by responding, “meth-math”.
by Karen&KyleKoss April 12, 2021
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Math Teacher

A person who give's you information that you will never use in life.
Dude my math teacher is really a person who gives you information you will NEVER use in life
by waytoosmort August 13, 2023
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Math Daddy

Cutshall
Cutshall is a Math daddy
by Cutshall is math daddy November 15, 2021
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