The best substitute teacher ever. He gives out mints because he is lit and not a boomer and should live forever.
by Hi jk lmno December 16, 2019

Hans Martin is always one of the smartest students in his class. He aims for a good paying job, and high levels of education. He may sometimes be socially awkward, and really strict and serious about most stuff, but that's just how he is. He's also usually really good at sports, and is capable of nutting 3 times a day, because his name is Hans Martin
by SGVRTR? March 15, 2019

Guy: Yo Shawn Martin is coming! Hide ya girl!!!!
Guy 2: Shit she gotta hide me instead cuz dayum 😩
Guy 2: Shit she gotta hide me instead cuz dayum 😩
by XOElite November 15, 2021

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by James on the bus November 22, 2018

A term originating in Ohio that defines the act of having anal intercourse with a female on the first date.
Yo dawg William came back from the navy for the weekend and pulled a bill Martin on this girl he met at the bar lastnight!
by Poison frog February 2, 2018
