Marines are horny and adaptable individuals who are always ready when needed, like bar fights or getting a plump woman laid
Call a Marine
Instead of 911
They’re built to improvise, adapt and overcome
When you’re in knee deep and you’re up shit’s creek
And you’ve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!
Instead of 911
They’re built to improvise, adapt and overcome
When you’re in knee deep and you’re up shit’s creek
And you’ve tried everything
Tell you what you do
Call a Marine!
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-The most popular branch in the military.
-A group of often arrogant, cocky, and tough mother*******s.
-An occupation where you can apply to if you want to be bossed around, hazed, and be a fowl mouth.
-Trained to operate in both land and water.
-Requires intelligence like any other military occupations. Anyone saying the opposite of this is dumb and should realize it takes some brains (and courage) to survive in a hostile environment.
-Their motto is: Semper Fi (or Semper Fidelis, meaning first to fight)
-The most popular branch in the military.
-A group of often arrogant, cocky, and tough mother*******s.
-An occupation where you can apply to if you want to be bossed around, hazed, and be a fowl mouth.
-Trained to operate in both land and water.
-Requires intelligence like any other military occupations. Anyone saying the opposite of this is dumb and should realize it takes some brains (and courage) to survive in a hostile environment.
-Their motto is: Semper Fi (or Semper Fidelis, meaning first to fight)
Guys who get in the Marine Corps often brag about how tough they are and constantly belittle the Army.
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Marine Watching T.V.: Stupid women...Marine!!!
Marine Watching T.V.: Stupid women...Marine!!!
by Anthony Moulton August 4, 2007
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2) Most useful when dead.
3)Most are retarded idiots, not exceptionally smart. (and for all u marines that dont get it, take the first letter of each word and write it down and try to read it.) HOOAH
2) Most useful when dead.
3)Most are retarded idiots, not exceptionally smart. (and for all u marines that dont get it, take the first letter of each word and write it down and try to read it.) HOOAH
Marine Corps Oath of Enlistment
I, state my name here, swear...uhhh...high-and-tight... *grunt* cammies,..ugh...Air force women...HOORAH! So help me Corps
The only good marine is a dead marine
I, state my name here, swear...uhhh...high-and-tight... *grunt* cammies,..ugh...Air force women...HOORAH! So help me Corps
The only good marine is a dead marine
by Marines suck balls April 24, 2005
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