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Magenta Balls

Masturbating 5 minutes before No Nut November starts, and once it hits midnight you have to stop immediately.
If you win you get one final nut before November

But if you lose You get severe blue balls, so much they they turn to a darker shade and eventually turn a megenta colour by the end of it.
“Hey did you hear about Alex?, I herd he got severe Megenta Balls”
“What are Magenta Balls?
“Where you have to start Beating your meat 5 minutes before no nut November and after it hits midnight you have to immediately stop, and if you don’t but you get blue balls so bad they turn Magenta”
by Zinox_Hd October 28, 2018
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Macedonian Mudpit

An inaugural gathering of quakers ceremonially digging a hole. This hole is then filled with elephant cum and wallowed in by Syrian rent boys, the purpose of this being silky smooth skin which in turn results in osmosis of the mushroom tip, expanding on average 50-60%. The aim of expanding the mushroom tip is to cure the shortage of wine corks.This completes the circle back to quakers, who are notorious wine drinkers.
Dave- Christ, Steve, where have you been all weekend?!
Steve- **wipes mushroom tip** "Not sure I wanna talk about it mate..."
Dave- Come on lad, spill the beans
Steve- **swiftly inserts mushroom tip in wine bottle**"Just got back from Syria, tough work out there, fucking hate those quaker cunts"

Macedonian Mudpit
by clairebaldini November 15, 2018
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Magdalena chrysanthemum

Violet shadows in the sunbeam forest
Hey this is Magdalena chrysanthemum I live within the seasons
by Silly sandwich FUCK February 2, 2019
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Magdiphobia

Magdi phobia is the fear of a lot of Magdi surrounding you. This case has been (supposedly) identified by the famous Egyptian man named Magdi Yacoub. Magdiphobia is very much despised by the Magdis since it backfires on them all the time. Magdiphobia can be cured, though many people believe otherwise, in a very simple manner. The man/women/someothergender/magdi needs to goto the highest peak of magdi land and find a man named shahidi, that man can then say the specific words required to cure Magdiphobia. The words are know to be, "no u".
Jonathan : "Ayy, why you actin' so weird"

Katie: "I suffer from Magdiphobia, thus I am afraid and seem weird to you at the moment"

Jonathan: "gatchya giirrrl, heh heh, wachya doin' tonight. "
by GeraldHilter February 6, 2019
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Macedonia

Don't counterfeit the history, the Macedonia is one.
Don't counterfeit the history, the Macedonia is one.
Don't counterfeit the history, the Macedonia is one.
Don't counterfeit the history, the Macedonia is one.
Don't counterfeit the history, the Macedonia is one.
Don't counterfeit the history, the Macedonia is one.
by WeBmAsTeErR February 10, 2019
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Macedonia wake up call

Waking some one up by grabbing their penis and ejaculating them.
I was sleeping until I got an awesome Macedonia wake up call.
by Orange_crush June 26, 2019
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Magenta

Magenta is everything that's bad in this world.
Used as curse-/swear word in Austria.
“Ich hab da kein Internet. Magenta!“
“I've got no wifi connection here. Magenta!““
by IHateMagenta July 4, 2019
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