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muddy, floaty pile

The buoyant, flakey, well digested mass of excrement that usually follows 16-24 hours after the consumption of Arby’s.
Mark: Oh Jim….you ever had one float?
Jim: One float?
Mark: Yeah…you know…..after Arby’s?
Jim: Oh shit, mane! Yeah, no sweat. That’s just a muddy, floaty pile. I’m guessing you subbed the mozzarella sticks.
Mark: Well, yeah.
Jim: It’s a universal constant: (16<Hours<24) + Arby’s = muddy, floaty pile, which can be signified by the constant, “b ᶬ”.
by Penis Alota January 27, 2024
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Muddy roll

A term used to define feces that resembles a sushi roll.
After eating that California roll last night, I made my own muddy roll in the toilet.
by RedRocketClark November 6, 2021
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Muddy puddle

To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.
Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.

Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?
by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023
mugGet the Muddy puddlemug.

Muddy Rain

I left for work and was dismayed to find a Muddy Rain on my cars windshield.
by Farrush21 September 30, 2021
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Peppa’s muddy puddle

When you’re doing anal doggy, your partners shits, you stand up and jump up and down in it while snorting
You want to try Peppa’s muddy puddle tonight baby?
by Some_Random_Geeza February 3, 2020
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muddy hazleton

A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.
man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.

woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.

man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 28, 2010
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the muddy mako shark

When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.
That bitch wouldn’t shut up so I gave her the Muddy Mako Shark.
by zRozin January 27, 2021
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