When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired to go clean up after intercourse.
Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..
by I'm THAT person October 26, 2015
The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.
by watermalone69 January 23, 2019
NOTICE: This word has an abbreviation. It is Mater pronounced Mah-ter, it rhymes with water. Now for the definition.
The shit you drink when you first wake up because your throat is dry as a bone. Morning water tastes like uh-oh stinky 97% of the time. If it tastes good, consider yourself very lucky. Night water is better.
The shit you drink when you first wake up because your throat is dry as a bone. Morning water tastes like uh-oh stinky 97% of the time. If it tastes good, consider yourself very lucky. Night water is better.
James: Dude that mater tasted actually good this morning.
Sammy: Bruh, can I have some of it!?!??
James: Nien. Go gitcher own morning water biiiiiitttcchhh!
Sammy: Bruh, can I have some of it!?!??
James: Nien. Go gitcher own morning water biiiiiitttcchhh!
by Snoobab March 27, 2020
Online learning be like:
Teacher: Good morning class!
Student A: Good morning!
Student B: Good morning!
Student C: God morning!
All the other students: wtf
Teacher: Good morning class!
Student A: Good morning!
Student B: Good morning!
Student C: God morning!
All the other students: wtf
by Suawd December 06, 2021
by Tad Stenson July 02, 2016
by whcgonzo November 06, 2012
After eating a healthy dose of Indian food usually involving a Vindaloo. The deposit left in the lavatory the morning after is morning gravy.
by PadgfrflaPds May 08, 2017