Michigan mullet

When a man shaves all the hair above his penis, but leaves the balls long and hairy.

I hooked up with a dude that had a Michigan Mullet

by 8349533 August 19, 2022

Lake Michigan Catholic

A poor private public school across the street from a courthouse. This place has at least 8 teachers leave every year and is infested by human centipedes.

Lake Michigan Catholic is trash.

by Mr. Salerno December 2, 2019

Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023

Michigan Flamethrower

When you have doggy-style sex with a girl so hard that she throws up in a wide-spread fashion for a few seconds as you pull on one of her limbs.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, so how'd it go last night?"

Guy 2: "Dude, she was a little tensed up and freaked out."

Guy 1: "Dude, did she hurl on your floor?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man, she went all Michigan Flamethrower"

by FreshCut May 27, 2012

Wyoming, Michigan

A suburb city right outside of Grand Rapids, Mi very diverse and home of Wyoming High School. #WYO

You live in Wyoming, Michigan so you just go to Wyoming High School where 20% of your females are burning.

You guys are gangbangers If you live in Wyoming, Michigan it’s the trenches for real.

by Greg Temple April 11, 2019

Michigan Tip

A male/female sucking on the tip of the shaft while stroking the rest

that chick from the gorilla cage gave me a Michigan Tip!!!!

by Joseph69 November 30, 2010

Michigan Chad

A specific sub species of Chad natively found in the state of Michigan. They are taller, buffer and have a better beard than you do. Also have an innate ability to start dating your hot female friends out of freaking nowhere. They also probably own a boat.

I was about to ask Amber out on a date, then I saw her making out with a Michigan Chad on her IG

by ActionSwanson42 July 3, 2018