mexican oyster

When a girl swallows a cum shot and it's chased by a lime

Bruh I didn't know my girl was allergic to limes until I surprised her with a Mexican oyster

by JKScandal April 1, 2015

Mexican Cat

A cat that has Mexican origins. They often meow with a Spanish accent and love a good taco and burrito. (a churro is a favourite as well)
The appearance of a Mexican cat is known to look similar to a very beefy and butch fur ball. The size is smaller than your average elephant but bigger than your average turtle.

Gerald: Hey have you seen that new kid on the block?
Paul: Yeah I heard not to mess with him he has a Mexican cat.

Idiot: wanna fight mate?
New kid: fight my Mexican cat!
Idiot: oh shit you have a Mexican cat better not mess with you.

by Refofel July 7, 2015

Mexican Snowshoe

When you are having dirty ass sex with a girl, pull out, and cum on her stank feet.

“How did Grant get aides?”

“Oh he did that Mexican Snowshoe with his ex that made love to that dude in Cape Town named Tarzan.”

by Willies Bear September 5, 2019

Sweaty Mexican

Tequila shot with a Clamato back

Bartender: “what kind of shot would you like?”
-“a tequila shot with a clam back”
Bartender: “Oh, you mean a Sweaty Mexican.”

by All about Thelma September 20, 2019

Mexican water

Tequila

A need a lime for this Mexican water

by Brann January 1, 2020

mexican budlight

When you dip a Taquito in a girls ass hole and take it out proceed to dip it in a bud light and feed it to her.

“She came over last night and I gave her a Mexican budlight for dessert.”

by Clee Toris May 24, 2020

Mexican Mudpumping

A sexual act involving 2 men: whereas man A gives plethora laxatives to man B (a mexican lad) to get his insides nice and juicy. Man A proceeds to swizzle straw the juicy nectar from man B's anus. Heretofore - pumping mud from a Mexican.

I haven't talked to Panda in a while.

Friend: Yeah, Panda got a new lover named Diego, and they've been Mexican Mudpumping for 2 days straight.

by TittyfaceJenkins October 20, 2020