When your penis gets zits, primary from working and using the restroom at a fastfood place such as McDonald's
by PanAreFuckingHot December 18, 2022
An utterance made in response to someone believing something terrible but obviously false. Derived from the 'Seriously McDonalds' tweet of a fake racist sign on the door of a McDonalds.
Jake: "So my cousin met this chick, and got drunk, and he woke up in a bath tub full of ice missing a kidney!"
Sally: "Oh! That's terrible! Will he be OK?"
Max (to Sally): "Seriously McDonalds!"
Sally: "Oh! That's terrible! Will he be OK?"
Max (to Sally): "Seriously McDonalds!"
by Logoi June 13, 2011
Tom McDonald is a garbage rapper who claims he's anti government, but is clearly right-wing. He's also Canadian but speaks on American politics more than he should.
by WordMasterMan October 21, 2023
When you believe that fingering is the only method of sexual activity, you also finger bash a girl with a Condom on.
DoggyBalls: Bro! I saw you with that chick last night, a bit of black magic never hurt nobody! Did you smash?
MC WOG: Nah bro. I only believe in The Holy Mcdonald.
MC WOG: Nah bro. I only believe in The Holy Mcdonald.
by Whoneedsajobba5 October 13, 2022
by AbigailWilson11 May 11, 2019
The largest creature known to exist. His mass is infinite and his size is gargantuan. Legends say there is a black hole in his stomach.
Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".
Lois can absorb any and all types of creatures, which add to his infinite mass. Lois cannot be killed and will consume the earth one day. His true name is "Lois Lee Lips Leghair Long Baby Human Sphere Poois Jewis Moois Bluis Blewis Spewis Cluis Juice Whois Boois Glueis Newis Goois McLois McGriffin McDonald".
by NightSaberX October 10, 2021
An American who thinks they are super patriotic because they put the american flag all over everything and yell at their tv screens when people protest during the national anthem. But don't really care about anyone in the country other than themselves.
She is a McDonalds patriot. She will tell at you for "disrespecting the troops" but won't even make eye contact with the homeless veterans because she thinks they all deserve it
He always thanks the veterans for their service and says they deserve our respect. But he always votes for people who cut funding for veterans healthcare
He always thanks the veterans for their service and says they deserve our respect. But he always votes for people who cut funding for veterans healthcare
by Guiltysparklez0343 November 15, 2019