cyber-masturbation

when people on Facebook like their own pictures/statuses

A:*likes his own picture on Facebook
B: why would you like your own pic? that's like cyber-masturbation

by dick007 December 31, 2012

masturbate sandwich

When a girl kneels between two guys, and jerks both of them off at the same time. Unto her face.

"Julia loves to make masturbate sandwiches."

by Dodo and Wipe October 19, 2006

Masturbation Station

The box, drawer or other place you store all of the items you use to masturbate including lotions, magazines, porn videos, dildos, etc.

Guy 1: His mom said we could come in here and get my video game.

Guy 2: Well lets get it and go.

Guy 1: Ewwww

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: I found Jeff's masturbation station! It's all sticky and shit!

Guy 2: Ahhh gross

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 30, 2010

public masturbation

Masturbation in public, makes you very horney to see a guy watching you.

How to do Public Masturbation Eg:Sitting on a bus with a cleanly shaven pussy and no pants with tiny skirt, gently open my legs to the guy sitting oposite, start to masturbate and finger yourself watching his stare, sometime they join in wanking and can be know to miss they bus. Makes you horney as hell. Sometime do it hairbrushin

by MbGirl December 29, 2007

anul masturbation

Inserting something up the ass that increases pleasure, like a didlo, or a string of beads.
Can be done by both male AND female. Males are not gay if they masturbate anully.

anul masturbation

"I anully masturbated last night, and the orgasm was intense!

by Jake__ January 9, 2008

Prone Masturbation

atypical masturbatory style in the face-down position that is commonly blamed for Erectile Dysfunction and male orgasmic disorder (delayed ejaculation).

A: Dude, the other day I was on the ground doing push-ups when I got a boner...but when it rubbed the ground it felt good.

B: Man, that's prone masturbation, it's bad for your dick.

by Raunchy Riggs November 2, 2010

masturbation rolodex

referring to the memory of any past sexual experiences that are worthy of masturbating to at a future time.

or

discussing how a sexual experience was so exceptional that it will be remembered fondly of and kept in the memory bank.

That girl was incredible. I'm going to have to store that away in my masturbation rolodex.

by LeBron Shames June 28, 2010