Loosermagnet

Woman who dates idiots

"Like why am I such a loosermagnet" insert Blonde Bimbo who dates Mike Tyson Types

by Swinkster March 5, 2003

loomer

Loomer - looser and a lamer in one word.

1: Why should I use google?
2: You are a fuckin loomer dude.

by QazyModa April 14, 2008

looser

Loser who hate other losers. has extreme loser denial
while they describe themselves from experience with the insults that they attempt to use.

Looser: I hate that loser so much that it's driving me crazy.

loser: Why? you're a loser too you make minimum wage working as a hooker. Don't you have bigger fish to fry?

looser: I'm not wasting my life. This queer loser really needs his ass beat.

loser: but You're a queer loser too and you have mental problems. So quit describing yourself you hypocrite.

looser: fuck you loser. I gots a high school diploma.

loser: That a good one. aren't you a virgin?

looser: <blushes>

by its allgood March 26, 2010

Chocolate Locker

An ice-box full of delicious chocolate treats. (i.e. eatmore chocolate bars, himalayan pink salt chocolate caramels, etc.)

Hey son, you should take a look! i put some treats in your chocolate locker.

by 1567854673 September 10, 2010

time looper

Someone who changes their date(s) back or to the future on their calendar of their electronic device(s).

Kymie: I just caught my man changing the years on his phone, and he does it alot.

Hanna: Yea, he's a totally time looper...

... 3 years later: they ended the conversation, and they just realizes Kymie's man just left her an hour after after they started. So, Kymie and Hanna decide to have awkward sex... :Time Looper

by GeeImATree January 17, 2013

Shit Locker

Someone shits in a Ziploc bag, and then puts it in someones locker.

Bob: Hey, did you know that James got shit lockered this morning?
Ben: No Way!

by Bully Bitch June 9, 2016

locker

Jewish racial term
Term used to Describe people acting Jewish

Don't be a Locker! Give me my money back!

by Punk Bitch June 11, 2007