knuckled the loaf

royally screwing up an otherwise simple task, or an easily avoidable mistake

origin: accidentally touching the "loaf" with ones knuckle while wiping after pinching said loaf

common variations: knuckled the log, stroked the loaf

1. This 47 yard field goal will ensure our victory, don't knuckle the loaf!
2. Ray Finkle really knuckled the loaf when he missed that field goal.

by Jabroni Lames October 30, 2025

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Loaf Crusher

A deragatory term for Minecraft Villagers

I HATE NITWITS! THEY'RE ALL STUPID LOAF CRUSHERS

by JJFROMCLAREMONT August 30, 2025

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BED LOAF

When you stay in bed after a long day and night of partying to hard. As u fight a hangover and hugging a bottle of aspirin.

Last night was so crazy I'm going to be a bed loaf all day.

by raff the real February 24, 2019

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Noel Salad Loaf

A Noel Salad Loaf is an act of eating someone's ass (Tossing a salad), while they shit (Shitting a loaf). The Noel part of the name is describing it as, the first person to do it. So a Noel Salad Loaf is eating someone's ass while they shit, and the person has never done that before.

Friend- Damn, my girl was so wild last night, she let me Noel Salad Loaf her.

by Midnightwo1f April 20, 2025

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loaf

the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is so funny she should be a comedian. Her hair is so majestic that it flows like rapunzel. her kindness attracts all.

damn shorty is a loaf

by kidzkance November 21, 2019

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