she's left-handed

A punchline to a popular joke involving a man and his wife who asks him a purely hypothetical question, "If I died, would you remarry". The punchline, for those of you who don't get it, is explained at the very bottom of the example.

A young married couple are taking a nice stroll down a long and rather winding road. There was a long way till they got home and there was plenty of time to have a long drawn-out conversation, so the wife decided to ask her husband a question she had on her mind for a long time:
Wife: "If I died, would you remarry."
Husband: "No, I love you too much to get married to a different woman."
Wife: "But you love being married, don't you? So honestly. You'd get remarried wouldn't you?"
Husband: *sigh* "Yeah, I guess I would get remarried eventually"
Wife: "Would you and your new wife live in our house?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we live"
Wife: "Would you take down all the pictures of me and you together?"
Husband: "Yeah, it would be very discourteous to her not to. I'd still keep the ones of me and you in my private drawer"
Wife: "Would you two sleep in our bedroom?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she wouldn't be able to. She's left-handed!"
Wife: ...
Husband: "SHIT!"
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explanation
Him saying that she's left-handed implies he already has someone to get remarried with, meaning he's been cheating on his wife.

by Barnakey August 19, 2006

Hanging slightly to the left

When your Genitalia, mainly males, is hanging to the left.

So, hows it hanging today Ramone? Hanging slightly to the left, John-O.

by Zackahree. September 21, 2006

left

adj. not right

adj. wrong, according to the bfg

n. side that leans towards liberalism

n. side of the brain that deals with logic and analytical reasoning

n. the hand that will reach out of your monitor and smack you upside your thick skull for looking this up

people who look up left in dictionaries need to find a better way to spend their time, as do i for even bothering to make a fucking definition for left. wow i'm really don't want to do this fucking discrete math homework--my left brain is fucked up.

by papermachete December 28, 2005

Ate and left no crumbs

This is a popular phrase that people tend to use, it means that they are Proud/Cheering at you.

"Omg, she ate and left no crumbs"

by Normal Facts July 23, 2022

i bet my left nut on it!

a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock

the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!

by sir curly February 5, 2007

alt-left

1. (noun) The part of the "left" that is anti-feminist, anti-intersectionality, transphobic, homophobic, Islamophobic and antisemitic, believes in conspiracy theories about the Frankfurt School, and calls the rest of the left SJW cucks. In short, they are the alt-right wearing anarchist and communist clothing, for reasons known only to them.
2. (adjective) Characteristic of the alt-left.

1. wtf, i followed this Marxist Memes Facebook page and it's run by the alt-left
2. sounds alt-left but ok

by Wilma Auld December 31, 2016

left tit

A term used by soccer players to describe a physicaly strong and or physicaly rough player.

We are playing a team from Canada today we could use a big left tit in the back.
OR
That guy has been pushing you around all night. Put your left tit on him.

by Chad Neumann April 30, 2008