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Three Times a Lady

When you fuck a girl in her ass, pussy, and mouth, all in one night.
Once I missed her pussy (on purpose) and slipped it in her ass I might as well make Amandalee three times a lady...so I finished off by sticking it in her mouth.
by The Physician January 6, 2007
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Lady Porn

1: Girly magazines that we all secretly love, no matter how feminist we try to be

2: Softcore romance novels that are basically the scripts for porn, but more 18th century and cheesy.
1: Elle, Vogue, Cosmo, Seventeen, etc, etc.

2: They're the paperbacks in the shitty bookstores, often featuring Fabio on the covers, shirt unbuttoned, hair billowing in the wind.

In a sentence*-
Girl 1: Look, there's a shitty bookstore!
Girl 2: Let's go in and get some lady porn!
Girl 1: Yay!

*note: definitions are interchangeable
by Nia Earth Destroyer March 4, 2007
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Lady Gargles

terrible singer (real name Lady Gaga)

No fashion sense
Freak

No one likes her
"have you heard that new lady gaga song?"

"whos lady gaga???"

"oh wait... Lady Gargles..."
"Oh yeah, that piece of shit"
by kookles macphee August 1, 2009
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crazy cat lady

a woman, usually middle-aged or older, who lives alone with no husband or boyfriend, and fills the empty lonely void in her life with as many cats as she can collect in one place. Said homes are usually very stinky and the aformentioned woman may also very likely be white trash
"Did anyone see that crazy cat lady on the news last night with the thirty cats? Her trailer was such a health hazard that it was condemned by the town"
by J.Noble July 18, 2006
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Lady Chicken

Hey babe Let me slap your lady chicken
by IloveJasmin November 1, 2010
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ladyfellow

A female who's so clutch she'd totally be a fellow if it weren't for the whole boobs and vagina thing going on.
Dude, Sarah's the chillest ladyfellow ever. We were totally playing xbox last night, and I almost forgot she wasn't a bro.
by SirBlondie December 22, 2008
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lady sovereing

A word used by complete idiots who are probably trying to write Lady Sovereign but either do not have enough brain capacity to spell sovereign right or know that they are not worthy of writing the name of such an amazing artist.
1
Idiot : "you know your music taste sucks you like lady sovereing"
Me: no i don't! wtf is that?...........Oh, you must mean lady sovereign!
Idiot: yeah that's her I forgot how to spell he he whoops *kills self*.

2
Wanker: " Lady sovereing is a disgrace, but I am kind of scared to write that properly"
Me: yeah the Ess-Oh-Vee would kick your ass!
Wanker: "shut up I am going to have nightmares now....mum I need hugs!!!!!! and I need you to fuck me!
by ~~SoMe RaNdOm BiTcH~~ July 5, 2009
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