arizona lube

The sweat that runs down the crack of your partners ass during the summer time in Phoenix while trying to perform anal in a 71 Volkswagen.

I didn’t bring the KY jelly so we used ARIZONA lube to put it in the dumper.

by AzRev February 3, 2022

Mexican Lube

Saliva used as a sex lubricant.

Spitting in one’s hand and rubbing the saliva onto a body part just before insertion.

“I spread her legs, used some Mexican Lube, and slid it right in.”

“What’s Mexican Lube?”

“Spit! I spit in my hand and lubed it up.”

by CoachMatt May 24, 2022

Be lobed

An extremely insulting way to hate a person. By simply muttering the words "be lobed" it should be considered the start of war. Not to be confused with "lobe" which is the complete opposite.

P1: "Hey I think your hat is weird."
P2: "Be lobed"

by LunarSkeleton July 23, 2022

Be lobed

A extremely offensive word to say to anyone, if you say it you might as well be starting a war. Not to be confused with it's opposite "lobe."

P1: "I don't like your hat."
P2: "Be lobed."

by LunarSkeleton July 23, 2022

Cage Lube

Lube to grease up bars

yeah like grease up the bars so you can escape . Use cage lube

by Knights of the Borg January 18, 2023

Jiffy Lube

When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.

*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.

by Richie Roach October 15, 2023

spittoon lube

When you give yourself a mild allergic reaction to thicken up your flem like a placenta to enjoy self pleasuring moreso.

Ran out of lotion, drank some milk , used my own spittoon lube, just like fucking a placenta.

by Gatorprimus6969 February 16, 2024