George Bush's Last Words

Dick, I thought you said rocks was food

I also thought you said the lucrative oil contracts that i gave you would make me KING of AMERICA

Please dick, tell nickelodeon to put ren and stimpy back on
i love that sonna bitch

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

nice guys finish last

A saying that means if your mean to chicks (amongst other things) you'll get ahead rather than if your nice all the time.

If nice guys finish last then sweet guys have 4 tires blow out of the second turn and explode on the 3rd.

by Eric January 13, 2005

at least I have sex

Said by someone who is not very involved in some activity routinely as an answer to "look what can I do in (insert the activity here)! You cannot do something like that!" line.
Most common used when someone is boasting about his computer/gaming skills.

-Hey! Look at this cool program I wrote! Can you do that?
-no, but at least I have sex...

by ...:::HTMLCODER.exe:::... August 6, 2008

last dance

last chance for love...

so let's dance the last dance tonight!

by matty7239 September 12, 2005

last chicken on the shelf

a word to describe someone who is very unattractive, who no one wants to date... a minger
the last person anyone would go out with

alan looks like the last chicken on the shelf!

by Rambo's mum October 18, 2007

last ride

A elevated or bench-press power bomb used by professional wrestler, The Undertaker. It has been used to drop Arabs into holes.

At WWE Great American Bash 2005, The Undertaker gave Muhammed Hassan a Last Ride through a hole in the stage.

by Jesus Chaves July 1, 2006

last month

A fad that's no longer cool or interesting.

With the internet and life becoming more and more interconnected -- fads no longer last as long as pre-internet times. Fad seasons are trending closer to one month.

Trucker hats are so last month.

by Eric November 19, 2003