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Kristina

A lame, boring, lil peep obsessed monster who eats ALL THE CHEESE ITS. FUCKING ALL OF THEM.
FUCK YOU RISSA
What a chickacha kind of bitch, yup that's Kristina.
by Get down thotianna February 13, 2019
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Kristina

hey r u kristina cuz u seem like an idiot
by ghettosloth May 4, 2020
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kristina

Is to follow the devil, the opposite of Christian: one who follow god. She is a forgotten biblical figure, said to be the daughter of Lilith. Lilith being Adams first wife who not content with Adam left and became a free thinking individual who was cast out of paradise. Kristina is a succumbs type woman who steals children and destroyer of good men. Unlike Lilith she is not beautiful, she is foul disgusting wench with each possible sexually transmitted disease. Grotesque and unattractive, she is the last call for the most desperate of men.
Man that girl is just like Kristina...she makes me sick.
by Jordan the knowing January 28, 2009
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kristiane

Kristiane is a Slovenia gay which means eating drek. She eats Jozicas and Zigas ugly drek. She is the most ugly person on earth and she smells like fish pussy.
She eats so much drek that Majdic and Kristiane are together.
by Domen Majdic November 8, 2013
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Kristin

A very slutty girl that loves to suck on the....! Though this slut has a new Bf like every other day, she can be said to be a genius.
"My gf Kristin is a slut :)"

"I got her wasted and a minute later Kristin was giving me head!"

"I'm so glad, I have me a Kristin!"
by sexytravon January 12, 2014
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Kristina

fat stupid girl. usually lives on the main line and attends espicopal academy. desperate and a slut.

soccer player who is not as good as she thinks she is.

needs to lay off the eye shadow

starts rumors about several pretty girls because she likes the attention.
" Oh my god that girl is soo hitting on David. He will probably hook up with her anyway because he knows everyone can get in her pants"

"Wow... what a Kristina."
by loveyaxxxxx August 17, 2009
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Krystianna

A girl that works at a massage studio, with red hair. And a funny-ass attitude. Can be sweet sometimes, but overall ruthless. Mother Hen of the group. When she drinks, it's always way too much. No boundaries. Will have sex for a hamburger and some onion rings. Lovely girl!
See that girl sitting at the desk, she is SO a Krystianna.

I wish I had a hamburger.
by Kristinana July 5, 2017
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