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Knock on Weiner

My wife never caught me sexting that hot nymph a pic of my underwear weasel, Knock on Weiner.
by Rusty Fish00k November 29, 2011
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Knock the top off it

"I went on a date last night but the sheila didn't put out so I had to go game and knock the top off it"
by Digger111 June 13, 2016
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Knacked

Sexual slang (U.K, East Midlands, South Yorkshire, Lancashire (localised) :When men brag to their mates about sex with a very attractive women.
EG:

"I can't believe I knacked her"?

Anecdotally lying or exaggerating popping a girls cherry.

E.G:

"I knacked her ya know?"

Or similarly gloating about "breaking in" or "destroying" a supposed virgin (slang for wild, kinky, hard or just passionate sex) a woman known to be classy, and/or hard-to-get (usually to other lads). Or anal sex with a women :

"I PROPER knacked her!"

Conventionally among friends being deliberately as innapropriate, forthcoming or sexist, common as possible by replacing: "Knacked her."

With: "knacked that"
"I knacked her ya know?"

"I PROPER knacked her."

"Can't believe I knacked her/that"
by Rixta1010 June 6, 2018
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Knackers

Plural noun - "Knackers" is a traditional British slang word for Testicles.

The word has found occasional usage in other parts of the anglosphere.

"Knackers" is often used as an interjection to show disbelief or as a term of exasperation. The word is more or less synonymous with Bollocks - meaning something is broken, false, wrong or malfunctioning.

The word repurposes another slang term - Knackered which means tired, broken or malfunctioning.
("This gear box is getting knackered") and is instead used purely to denote testicles.

The etymology probably has its origin in attacks on the testicles; so to "Knacker" someone would be to render them incapacitated (broken), and kicking someone's testicles is a fast way to do this. So to kick someone in the "knackers" would be to put them out of action.

"Knackers" is generally regarded as slightly less offensive than "Bollocks" as a term.

The word "Knacker", can be used to describe a lone testicle.
"Thats a real kick in the knackers."
"Oh knackers I dropped the tiny screw"
"These pants are a little tight around the knackers"
"Your left knacker has escaped your underpants and is hanging free in the breeze."
by RenHoek28 July 20, 2018
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drug knock

When a strange man knocks on your apartment window at night. You don't know him, so you're hoping he just wants to sell you drugs.
"Oh my gosh did you hear that? Some creeper just knocked on our window!"

"Don't worry - it was probably just a drug knock."
by lovepaquito January 16, 2012
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Shitty Knickers

Noun; Referrs to someone who has shit himself/herself in public....especially when it happens after getting proper pissed (drunk).
"Look, it's shitty knickers...what a disgrace she is! Let's hope she stays sober enough to keep it in tonight. Anyone has toilet paper?"
by Rushka June 16, 2016
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Knackered

When you have recently blown your load and are very down and tired.
"Hey Brad you want a blow Job" - Molly
"Im still knackered from when we had sex 30 mins ago" - Brad
by MassiveLad July 18, 2016
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