3 definitions by MassiveLad

When small Callum gets angry. Which is often!!!

Tilly: you’re angry
Callum: I’m notttt ANGRYYY!!!

*said in an angry manor* (eyebrows scrunched up)
Tilly: oh it’s Angry Callum

by MassiveLad March 30, 2019

When you have recently blown your load and are very down and tired.

"Hey Brad you want a blow Job" - Molly
"Im still knackered from when we had sex 30 mins ago" - Brad

by MassiveLad March 20, 2016

When Callum is tiny (left down south) and Tilly is massive (right up north). That’s tallum

Tilly: I’m right up north
Callum: I’m left down south
Conclusion: Oh my, they must be tallum

by MassiveLad March 03, 2019