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kiss the baby

polite way of telling your buddies to F off; reference to going to prison for many years so kiss the baby cause the next time you'll see him he aint gonna be no baby no more
"you can bend over and kiss the baby"; "you are a baby kisser"
kiss the baby by lil Jenny Q December 22, 2008

Kiss Your Sister 

I just cleaned the shower, so don't kiss your sister!

no more kissing my sister, you.
(laughs) What? Huh? Hmm? Um, that's an expression for peeing in the shower.
I'm not gonna pee in the shower anymore.
Why? Why doesn't he get to do that? Yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
Why can't I? And why bring it up now? It goes right down the drain.
You know what? Let's all kiss our sister.
Kiss Your Sister by Bexar86 May 12, 2015

Kiss My ring 

originated in the student area of tafalgar place brynmill, the expression in which a personn invites another individual to kiss "in and around" the anal opening. Usually used in banter or other sarcastic phrases. This phrase is rarely used literally, unless they are up for "shits and gigs"
Batman once wrote on a picture comment "kiss my ring", as the the comment made about her was offensive banter! It was said to get her own back, and create a mildly disturbing vision in the recievers mind!
Kiss My ring by Megan-Batman February 21, 2009

kiss ass 

Kiss my -------> (_!_)
kiss ass by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004

kiss my swiss 

Kiss my swiss you frikkin' pillock
kiss my swiss by grubfaerie July 7, 2006

kiss me through the phone 

So basically Kiss me throuh the phone is song lyrics from the song " kiss me through the phone" :p by SouljaBoyTell'em and Sammie.
Phone: ring ring

Girl: hello?
Boy: hey baby, i just want you to kiss me through the phone.