Pull a Kevin

The act of drinking beer during lunch on a work day and going back to work with a buzz.

I need a drink. I think I'll pull a Kevin for lunch.

by Hassan Ben Sober May 31, 2011

A Kevin

A blowjob performed under the poker table by a fellow player. The act should be inconspicuous and done in a way so as not to disrupt the flow of the poker game. The key to the technique is for the pleasurer to avoid hitting their head on the underside of the table, while still providing long oral strokes. The act should take place between hands or during a hand in which the pleasurer has folded.

We've been playing poker for hours...I could really go for a Kevin right about now.

by axc911 January 11, 2014

Kevin

According to Hitchikker's Guide to the Galaxy: Any random entity that doesn't know nothin' about nothin'.

That guy is such a Kevin, I'm certain his IQ is straining to pass room temperature.

by hg11 June 29, 2009

kevin bacon

a man of many wonders and sillyness.

Because Kevin Bacon is the most wonderful actor of all-time, his Footloose performance was life-changing.

by alina is freaking amazing October 15, 2007

Kevin McCarthy

The loathsome and pathetic Republican House Minority Leader of Congress

Lord help us if a partisan wimp like Kevin McCarthy ever becomes Speaker of the House. The guy would kill his mother to please the former guy

by Soul_Driver July 24, 2021

kevin

v. The act of hip-thrusting. The body is positioned in such a manner in which the movement of the pelvic muscles is maximized whereas the movement of the rest of the body is minimized. The hips are then thrusted back and forth in rapid succession. See HardGay.

After winning the epic warcraft match, Daniel kevined his monitor.

by BrandonY October 10, 2006

kevin

A wooden dildo so girls will get splinters in their vaginas

My grandma used her kevin last night... it was hot I wasn't really sure if she was moaning of screaming out of pain but i liked it ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

by cr3my testicle October 11, 2019