keyboardicus erectus 

a keyboard, playing surface, piano or midi controller with an erect key or keys. This malformation is typically due to damage caused by sporadic movement while demonstrating the proper rock-out technique for foot movement, thereby striking the stand on which the keyboard had once rested, causing it to fall to the ground. See also keyboard mashing.

Dude, when you foot-rocked that live tv performance, keyboardicus erectus was born.

keyboardicus erectus by veloriomusic.com April 16, 2009

manic keyboarder 

That person who, when is quiet in a library or in a classroom, insists on striking every key they hit as hard as they can, because ya know that makes your typing more effective.

I was in the law library yesterday when this manic keyboarder loud typer hit one key so hard, I swore it was going to fly off her laptop.

manic keyboarder by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009

Keyboardcat Witness 

Keyboardcat Witness -

1. a worshiper of The Keyboard Cat.

2. One who has witnessed the greatness of Keyboardcat.

3. A Spin off of the Church of Ceiling Cat.

He is a Keyboardcat witness they meet on thursdays and watch many episodes of Keyboardcat religiously.

He is a member of the Keyboardcat witnesses.

Tom is not catholic, he is a Keyboardcat witness.

Keyboardcat Witness by ravenmsb June 24, 2009

Keyboardmanship 

• Just like penmanship, but it is the quality or style of typing.

• Some people use proper punctuation and grammar when they type and some don’t.

• John and Sarah types in all capital letters. They have the same keyboardmanship.
• Benny likes to tweet in all small letters. It's his keyboardmanship.
• “Oh my God everyone, I cried.”
“omg guys,, im cry,,” are examples of two different keyboardmanships.

Keyboardmanship by Cesfranfredwil June 28, 2020

Keyboardsmash 

to describe the phenomena of when there are just no words, but something is still appreciated.

1: "OMG! gljhfvjhlgv"
2: "What's that?"
1: "Keyboardsmash. No words can describe how awesome that was."

Keyboardsmash by Alethia-mi-chii November 2, 2010

keyboardaire 

A keyboardist of exceptional virtuosity - particularly one who sings lead vocals for a band, or has the most well-known persona in the band

"I saw this band play last night that was amazing. They had this keyboardaire who took the house down with his stage antics."

keyboardaire by Jas129 May 2, 2008

keyboardcore 

when some fag thinks its cool to bang their head while playing two notes on the keyboard

person 1: hey did you go to taht attack attack concert the keyboard player is sooo good it was totally keyboardcore

person 2: fag!

keyboardcore by Big Jim 92 March 3, 2010