Goat Killer Bangs

noun. Very short, blunt cut short bangs, generally found on women with straight hair. Ratio of bang-ed forehead to bare forehead is less than 1. Makes the wearer appear as if they joined a cult in which goats are ceremonially slaughtered.

"Hey, I have to go wash the blood out of my goat killer bangs. I'll see you later!"

Goat Killer Bangs by Goat Killerzz August 30, 2011

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Punch Line Killer

Someone who says something stupid at the end of a good joke and ruins it for everyone. Replaces the punch line leaving the joke useless.

That was a going to be a good joke, but reagan the punch line killer ruined it.

Punch Line Killer by Camcollegenow January 31, 2008

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Bounty Killer

Jamaican dancehall artists, known for his more agressive tracks.

Fan 1: You hear the new Bounty Killer song?
Fan 2: Yeah, chune can gwaan.

Bounty Killer by SecondMan July 25, 2011

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Joke Killer

Someone who is so void of personality and sense of humor, that they feel the need to steal the jokes of everyone around them. Upon doing so, they then overuse said jokes until the original joke is no longer even funny. This can lead to frustration/violent outbursts for the original joke creator.

"If I hear that Joke Killer mention the threat of the Zombie Apocalypse one more time, I'm going to destroy her".

"Did you hear the one about the unicorn who walked into a bar? Oh yeah, we all did. Joke Killer's been repeating it 10,000 times a day for the past two months."

Joke Killer by The Situation. April 22, 2009

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Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz

I'm Ted Cruz, the zodiac killer.

Zodiac Killer by Sanji_The_Prince June 11, 2016

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nigger killer

Lauri Markkanen

Man, "nigger killer" Lauri Markkanen really killed those niggers last night!

nigger killer by laurimarkkanenfan1 April 23, 2018

Jane the Killer

Essentially Jeff the Killer if he were to put on the same crown that gave us Bowsette

Jane the Killer is only Creepypasta character I know of who makes the blood rush through
my heart and wiener at the same time

Jane the Killer by Metallicajunkie October 1, 2018

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