Juan

The Fucking most Mexican name you could ever give anyone.

Juan: Hola! It's Juan!

Jerron: Fuck.

*Tyler throws his shot glass on the ground*

Tyler: SCATTER!

*Everyone runs for the hills*

Juan: BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO TRY MY TACOS!!!

by xX_PussyDestroyer696969_Xx March 20, 2017

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Juan Valdez Jacuzzi

using coffee in lieu of water in a cannabis bong

"don't talk to me till I've had coffee"?

psh
whatever

don't talk to ME till I've spent 20 min blazing through a Juan Valdez jacuzzi

by CoraMunroBoat June 12, 2017

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juan mares

cool,funny,loyal,

bitch ass Mexican who be at pfs

juan mares is my best friend

by eskitettttttt December 1, 2017

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A very handsome hard working man with a big great heart. His priority us his family and will protect them at any cost. Very loyal to life and family. One of the most honest person in the world . He is such a great,honest and loyal person .

Juan Gerardo is such a great dad he helps me with anything i need and he protects me , my siblings and my mom at all cost.

by Juan Gerardo December 6, 2017

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juan fiddy juan

A mix of marijuana and cocaine

Yo jose, wanna get on some Juan fiddy Juan? Shit is dank as fuck

by Shnarff Master Weit December 7, 2017

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juan sostre

The big and the king of all niggas, he likes to fuck other chicks from the block and he gots STDs

Juan Sostre likes to fuck a lot.

by Sostre May 13, 2018

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juan and julia

If you ever see a Juan and a Julia bet their friends, both Juan and Julia are the two people you would like to have as friends. They are kind and caring persons. If you ever have relationship problems don’t hesitate and go ask a Juan and a Julia because they are best couple. A Juan is a kind and caring guy who would not like for his Julia to be with someone else. A Julia will not like to have to her Juan be with someone else. They both are possessive but they both know they truly love each other. Never try and break apart a Juan and a Julia because you will fail. A Juan and a Julia are meant to be together

Juan and Julia forever

by Relationshipgoals.78 April 8, 2018

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