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Josh

Josh is the kid that plays fortnite after it was cool, doesn't shave enough and is fat. Not because he has a bad metabolism but just because he eats too much. Dont be a josh.
Person 1: i bet josh s actually a 24 year old man.
Person 2: ur right. loo at that hair on his face. he shud shave sometime
by MooMooCowMaster October 28, 2019
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Joshed

The act of performing sexual acts with an unconsenting cripple, usually in a wheelchair or above the age of 85
by Emotional Damage January 29, 2022
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Josh

Omg josh ur peen is so smaaaaaaall! Its like its not even there at all!
by SATAAAAAAAAAAAN August 3, 2019
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Josh

Josh is an amazing guy with a kind heart and thoughtful eyes. He can make you smile through tears. He says dumb things like "I put that on crip" and "did i ask? no." every girl should find a josh, because i found mine and i'm never leaving him.
Girl 1: who's that cowboy you're dating?

me: oh that's the love of my life, his name is josh.
by iminlovewithadumbass September 12, 2019
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Josh

by Shah ahah about January 30, 2017
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Josh

Josh is best friends with Zac Heyes also know as the drowned rat. Josh is the biggest faggot u will ever meet in your life, if u meet a Josh u should run in fear because he is a sexual predator for little children boy or girl.He stares at children , you may find him in a bush near a park,
"mam where did josh touch you" police officer
by daniel jolly November 21, 2018
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Josh

A great and sexy man. If you EVER get him, keep him. He is a great man. He loves sports but always thinks about you before ANYTHING.
"Is that a Josh?"
"Yep, and he's a keeper"
by My dictionary284 March 20, 2020
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