Joel

Joel is a common name of someone who has an abnormally small weiner. They have a genetic predisposition for being terrible lovers, communicators, and horrible at remembering names. They often claim expertise in many fields, however express no knowledge whatsoever. A typical Joel owns a truck without 4WD, dates white girls, and enjoys a finger or 3 in their own poop chute.

Boy: I think I'm in love with you
Girl: Shut up Joel!

by Jim Stephensen November 23, 2021

joel

ugly ginger cunt

damn you're almost as bad as joel... nvm that's too far im sorry

by nabilanabila November 4, 2021

Billy Joel

Mien Kamphf

Billy Joel is a Kamphffluzeug!

by Iownmidgets September 3, 2022

Joel

someone who likes to eat pussie

he is a joel in the way he ate that pussie

by Freakybanaan67 September 4, 2025

joel

A weird person who is very sussy and hates the fact that he is going to Saint Gregs high school.

Don't be a joel.

by theflyinglman July 7, 2022

Joel

‣ Verb

- To go.

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean schools.

“Oan joeled to his binacs”

by some dwass oan April 19, 2024

joel papachan john

A very odd person with terrible sense of fashion. This person may be book smart but has no common sense what so ever. He can be extremely annoying at times and very much hypocritical. This person often seeks other people’s approval and cares about their opinion. They also have a fear of missing out at all times. They also like to think they are funny but they are more bland than a flavorless rice cake. Overall if a Joel papachan John steps into your life run the other way and don’t hesitate!!!

Quick run that’s Joel papachan john!!!

That’s something Joel papachan John would do HAHA!

by anonymous November 22, 2021