January 1 

National nut in a bear day.
Get your favorite stuffed bear and nut away.

Chad- Dude it's January 1st you know what that means!
Connor-yeah i do ima nut in a bear

January 1 by Ghost Gaming October 17, 2019

January 18 

InterNational psychopath day a day where whoever is born on this day becomes one step closer to losing their fucking marbles

" hey what international day is January 18? " " most likely the day when I murder you for asking me that question every year "

January 18 by Joe...... papa sike u thoight November 3, 2019

January 9

National give your girl best friend your sweatshirt day. And while your at it, KISS HER

Girl “wanna hang out on Saturday?”
Guy “sure I’ll bring a sweatshirt”

Girl “why, because it is cold?”
Guy “no because it is January 9th”

January 9 by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020

January 11

If you are born on January 11, you are a feisty beast. RAWR! You are usually short. And usually thicc. Ching! Most of the time you are Czech. Chong! You are nice and your future is looking snazzy.

Man, she’s a feisty beast. She must have been born on January 11th.

January 11 by averygiskewl October 12, 2019

January 20

National get eaten out day. No matter if yo pussy dry or fishy, or fat and juicy, it will get ate.

Boy: Hey it’s January 20
Girl: You know what that means..
Boy: I’m gonna eat your pussy !

January 20 by isayummy October 17, 2019

january 6 

a person born on this day can get really grumpy sometimes but also be very nice at others. this person is typically vert laid-back and chill

He’s so laid-back, he must’ve been born January 6.

january 6 by ityagirlbb June 15, 2019

January 2 

Jan 2nd is when people who love Wonho are born.

Man, that person who loves Wonho was obviously born on January 2nd.

January 2 by wwonholover October 15, 2019