jan size

something that is very small

taylor: look at this very small carrot
reilly: omg it’s jan size
tiana: haha it’s jan size

by nomms March 7, 2019

Kremen Jan

Also known as kremen Jan, its a very rate species of stone

Its a fucking stone. Commonly used in a scenario where one sees a stone. Example:

A: Oh look a stone!
B: Oh my fucking god! Its a kremen jan???
A: Holy shit ur right dude
B: Ok
A: Ok
C: Ok

by LmaoMan123HaHa November 21, 2021

Jan 6th

"WhErE pEoPlE dIeD!" ~ Piers Morgan

Hym "NONONO fuck you Piers, you know goddamn well 'people' didn't die on Jan 6th. ONE person died. Ashley Babbot died. She died for banging on a fucking door. Shot by security. And no it wasn't a riot. There was some shoving outside of the gate and once they got in they meandered about listlessly. People DID go to jail for an inordinate amount of time for walking around in a building their tax dollars paid to build."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2023

Bedankt Jan

Wanneer iemand een cliché uitspreekt wat nul informatie of verdieping toevoegd aan een gesprek.

"Ik zie daar in de verte al bomen liggen"
Bomen liggen niet, die staan.

"Bedankt Jan"

by Jayjay076 August 16, 2020

Pieter Jan

Pieter Jan is a gentle soul who gives his friends help that they need. He is easy to fall in love with and is very caring. He never likes making his friends cry. And feels bad if he accidentally does. His favorite color is purple and he is very smart.

Pieter Jan is a kind person.

by Chickennuggetsveryburnt December 1, 2021

Jan 22nd

National f*ck your bestfriend day. Ever liked them but too scared to ask them? Well here’s your chance ;)

Friend: guess what day it is?
Scary friend: Jan 22nd ?
Friend: yeah but-
Scary friend: no.

by Barkbakrbakrbakr January 22, 2021

Jan Leszkiewicz

Boi with cooking talent.

Jan Leszkiewicz is recording the best Vlogmas 2017 on YouTube.

by Fenektt December 30, 2017