Jackie Fakie

n. A person providing exceptional customer service far above a 5 star level.

My flight itinerary was screwed when one of my flights was canceled while i was in a foreign country, and fortunately Jackie Fakie worked hours fixing it, and also saving me a boat load of cash in the process. True story.

by C potter September 10, 2021

Jacky

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
And when he ask me what position
I say, “doggystyle”
(And when he ask me what position
I say, “doggystyle”)
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat d^^k
And all that they can ask is
“I just wanna smack it” (I just wanna smack it)

Pre-Chorus
Here’s what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, Yuh Yuh)
Asshole in a casket

Chorus
So you can see I’m cummin’
But you won’t see me nuttin’
I’ll just keep on suckin’, I’m good (Yeah, I’m good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I’m good (Yeah, I’m good)
I’ve been twerking for boys for so long
I’vе been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw’s been hurting for so, so long it’s real
So long, it’s real, so long, it’s real

Omg it's jacky I can't wait to call him daddy yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by 45354875237853275879r532ucvywf January 24, 2022

Jackie

Hot, cute , freaky, loves to suck Dick,

O my god fuckk suck my dick Jackie

by Tigress_555 February 11, 2021

Jacki

Jacki is a fresh lookin specimen. She has dirty blonde hair, green eyes, and is short. She's always fiddling something and is always on her phone. She's shy at first but once you get to know he she's crazy and fun. She always has fresh clothes like gucci,Nike,and supreme. Jacki grew up in the hood but now she's rich. She's obsessed with the newest shoes and always knows what's the shit.

"Did you hear Jacki got the latest Balenciaga shoes?"

"Yeah, she also got a full supreme outfit."
"That hoe rich"

by _thesarahhart November 19, 2018

Capt. Jackie Trent

Jackie Trent is a pilot for Great British Air. Her and Simon Trent, her husband, are the first husband and wife captain team. Unfortunately, Simon had and affair with one of the stewardesses, and the couple have had a stormy relationship ever since. Jackie used to be a dental hygienist, which is different to a dental nurse, but then trained to be a pilot so her and Simon could trust each other more. On a flight 287 to Barcelona, Jackie saw a familiar name on the staff roster, Sally Wicks, the stewardess Simon had an affair with. She then called out Sally, and called her “a home wrecker” and “a slutty slut, slut of the skies”. Despite this, she is still a very caring woman, making food that Simon doesn't like. Jackie is known to try to flirt with the voice commanders during touchdowns. Capt. Jackie Trent is also a lover of the BBC show Strictly Come Dancing.

Person A: Wow that person is fit AF!
Person B: She’s being a Capt. Jackie Trent.

by BenjameenoDeeno November 9, 2019

Jackie chans forbidden milkshake

When a girl is upside down on ropes with her legs spread and gets a 10 inch dildo in her asshole then gets fisted down her vagina until she creams 3 times and then the guy sucks up the guice from her vagina and drinks it in a milkshake

Guy 1: me and my wife had a lovely Jackie chans forbidden milkshake last night
Guy 2: how did it tase
Guy 1: like cherrys

by Ugly dogs June 17, 2021

jacky coffee

An alternative version of the infamous "ookie cookie", bored bi-curious males take turns jacking off into a cup of coffee. The last guy to add his cream has to drink the whole thing. No sugar. No Coffee Mate. Straight up.

"We weren't sure who won that game of Jacky Coffee, we all came at the same time!!"

by unkemptfunbags May 5, 2016