Soft Jimmy

A soft, flaacid penis.

Rachel wouldn’t shut up so I smacked her lips with my soft jimmy.

After I busted my nut, I tapped her forehead a few times with my soft jimmy.

My uncle paid me a midnight visit and rubbed my soft jimmy a few times.

by Eaton Holgoode February 13, 2018

Thin Jimmy

A long, slender penis. Similar to a 6-7 inch section of garden hose. Thin Jimmy’s are ideal for anal sex due to limited girth.

Rachel loves anal now that she’s with a dude that packs a Thin Jimmy.

Rachel: My old boyfriend had a horse cock and left me anal gaping. But now that I’m with Carl, his Thin Jimmy is perfect and I snap right back shut.

by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017

Jimmy T'Pint

definitely not a larping, english teaching nonce (maybe, possibly, slightly, yeah))

Jimmy T'Pint: IM NOT A NONCE!
Jimmt T'Pint: Dont make me beat you into submission

by noncebait February 8, 2019

Jimmy Eye

When you are talking to a person and see that one of their eyes is looking at you and the other is looking somewhere else.

A.K.A. - Cockeyed

His "Jimmy Eye" drives me crazy. I never know if he is looking at me or someone else when we talk.

by Kenny "Fucking" Powers March 9, 2010

Jimmy Agnew

A white dude who loves saying the n word and bully garrett fitzgerald for being autistic

Jimmy Agnew is a racist peace of shit

by SamFlamesRBS June 23, 2019

jimmy chucked it

I’ve Jimmy chucked it. Simply means I fucked it!!!

Kaz and Lou totally Jimmy chucked it this weekend .. onit for days again

by Weekazarr September 8, 2018

Jimmy Danger

Jimmy Danger is not just a pretty ballet dancer, but a pro at construction too. Jimmy Danger brings all the kitties to the yard with his gorgeous smile and celestial eyes. Jimmy Danger can do anything.

"Is that Jimmy Danger?" yelled a fan from a passing cab

by KalindaKitty November 24, 2019