Ireland

a place in Europe where not every1 lives in a 100 year old bungalo cottage in the middle of a field not every1 gets drunk all the time not every1 can irishdance we all dont talk like culchies and work on farms we dont live on spuds (potatoes) we dont have leprachans we r not all called paddy and roisin and all irishy names

i love my country dont start wid ya steryotypes

john: im goin to ireland for the summer .
micheal:*puts on fake irish accent,tries to Irish dance* how'ya paddy wats the craic with ya.
Shaun:(from Ireland)*punches micheal in da face* fuck you bitch

by Irish E xx May 11, 2011

Ireland

A country where everyone is related to one another in some shape or form, as a result of mass emmigration and boredom (leading to over-enthusiastic reproduction and interbreeding). The mass emmigration also led to the larger percent of America to have some ancestor of Irish decent. Americans have some strange habit/obsession with pointing out this fact.

On the bright side, it is a very friendly nation.

-My great-grandmother was from Ireland!
-Oh, maybe she was related to my great-aunt!

by Gummyworm enthusiast May 2, 2010

ireland

She uses dicks more than she uses her door

Guy: hey there's Ireland. Guy: my dick is now softer than her wig

by TheGuyyyyyyyy17 January 10, 2018

Ireland

A guy with an unfortunate name.

"Wow, Ireland. What a shit name."
"Yeah, I know, my parents are white."

by webzforevz May 12, 2020

Ireland

The only country where it is socially acceptable for young teenagers to shift numerous -sometimes dozens- of fellow teenage disco attendees in one night.

The only country where it is widely acceptable to refer to kissing or snogging as shifting.

Overall: a land of vast opportunity populated by legendary people

Ireland is the land of legends

by Icantprounouncemostwords November 3, 2014

Ireland

A small country in western Europe that accidentally legalised ecstasy in March 2015

Ireland, the only 1st world country to legalise ecstasy -accidently

by sliding door March 10, 2015

Ireland

(1) an island in Europe
(2) leprechauns are from here (though most Irish people are actually huge)
(3)4th fattest country in the world
(4) famous for its farms and whiskey
(5)lots of people speak Irish in Ireland
(5)ta an duine aláinn ag caint gailgea san érien
(6) a race of highly intelligent people who drive tractors and eat crubeens.

Ireland are the best people ever

by Animal info March 4, 2017