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Internet errands

Specific tasks that one completes through use of the internet.

Tasks are usually brief and may include communicating (via email, facebook, twitter, blogs), shopping, performing research, online banking, etc.
Ex 1: John: "What are you up to today? Would you like to grab some lunch with me?"

Jane: "I'm sorry, I can't. I have a bunch of internet errands I have to get done."

Ex 2: Jill: "Jack it's 8pm, you're still wearing your pajamas and you haven't left that computer! Have you been wasting all day surfing the web?!"

Jack: "Whoa, chill out, I've been busy. I paid the bills, emailed John and Jane about camping next weekend, booked us flights to visit your parents, posted some items to sell on craigslist, bought a groupon to your favorite restaurant, submitted my research paper, and I ordered you that necklace you were eyeing at the store for half-price off of amazon.com."

Jane: "Well, I cleaned the tub."
by dmj2011 June 27, 2011
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internet trash

"Internet Trash" is a derogatory slang term referring to internet users with apparent moral failings. The term suggests that the user has difficulty functioning on family friendly or professional websites, often associated with the Internet Fuckwad Theory. Those described as Internet Trash are often seen as untrustworthy because they may be criminals, drama llamas, bigots or lacking respect for authority.
Person 1: Did you see that thread in the general discussion section? Who finds shitposting that fun?

Person 2: Internet trash does, I guess.

Person A: That discussion thread in the debate section sure got heated fast. Why does everyone have to get so nasty and passive aggressive?

Person B: They're internet trash. They can only see arguments in black and white, where black is their opinion and white is everyone who is wrong.
by Crotchety Olde Man October 9, 2015
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Internet Lawyer

Someone who use some twitter, Facebook, or any other social media and they will have debates about police shooting and other things relating about the law when they don’t even know anything about the law
Internet Laywer: “Pennsylvania VS. Mimms only applies for PA.” Intellectual: “No it’s a Supreme Court case.” Internet Lawyer: “Well you should have said that the first time.”
by ImperialMVP20 November 1, 2018
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Internet Machine

any electronic device that allows you to connect to the internet. Specifically relates to a desktop or laptop computer.
'I could not google it, because my internet machine broke down'.
by Jenn&Michelle2 November 8, 2009
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Australian Internet

Error 404 not found.
Please connect to any other internet but Australian Internet
by Missilemanfucker202 June 22, 2020
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internet wife

Like a wife, committed to each other, mentally, emotionally, intimately, and spiritually ... Just like a real marriage, joined as one, without physical intimacy ...
I have had an intimate relationship to my internet wife for the past 3yrs ...
by Crotchety Old Grouch May 29, 2020
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Internet Boner

The term 'internet boner' refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.
An Internet boner, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it's servers crushed by the demand from new users.
by acontributer September 9, 2009
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