i’m saying

to agree with something someone else says

suhani: “yo that shit is wack asf”
aya: “I’M saying!”

by bubbakooslover November 23, 2024

I’m sorry

I just now realized that this all was a mistake. I wanted to add though in the original post

I’m sorry

by Axel lvl master September 17, 2023

I’m doing better than you

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.

Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”

Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”

by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025

I’m Fine

This person is not fine. They haven’t been fine. Their heart is shattered into a million pieces and they say “I’m fine” because it’s too much to explain and they are tired of the constant battle inside their head.

Person 1: Hey are you okay? You look drained.
Person 2: I’m fine, Just a little tired.
Person 2 Is not fine.

by I am not fine. July 9, 2023

i’m bot

I’m bot

I’m bot

by anonymous December 25, 2022

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024

I’m fine

If someone ever says “I’m fine” (usually women) they are NOT fine.

They are the opposite of fine, they feel horrible

Rick: are u ok?

Ashley: Yes I’m fine.

by “Real name” :0 September 2, 2020