bartonian humor

a joke that is a obvious and blatant lie, often used by those with a dull-witted sense of humor.

Listening to a Bob Marley song and saying it is by Nas. <-- that is bartonian humor

by Tim Shlep August 5, 2007

dark “humor”

Its like the actual dark humor, but worse!

Utilized multiple sensitive topics to make the ultimate offensive and “funny joke” of all time.

(Optional) if people have a negative reaction call it a joke.

Person 1: hey man have you heard of the recent surge in hate crimes?

Person 2: at least im not a (DEROGATORY TERM), heil (FASCIST GERMAN LEADER)

Person 1: wow quite the dark “humor” you got there

Person 2:

Person 1:

Person 2: hey it’s just a joke!

Person 1: oh nvm i guess it’s ok to say that now you mention that it is a joke!

(they have gay sex later)

by dumbass edition January 31, 2022

Boy Scout Code of Honor

The Boy Scout Code of Honor or BSCOH is a code of honor in when an individual encounters another males genitalia, they must respond with a visual presentation of their own genitalia of what they saw. (penis for penis, testicle for testicle). The individual must present theirs to the others in the name of their honor. This phrase was made popular from the show Workaholics. Participating individuals are in no form homosexual for following this code. No judgemental comments or teasing.

Jack: oh shit i just saw your dick!
Mitch: Boy Scout Code of Honor!!! Now you have to show me yours!
Jack: fine
(shows penis)

by Perfecttimes June 30, 2011

Honorship

( initial capital letter ) a title of dishonor given to people who are extremely ignorant (usually preceded by His, Her, Your, etc.).

I can't believe they gave His Honorship the job. He can't even wipe his own ass without the help of his mother.

by PuppetMaster2 November 5, 2018

Ill Humor

A rock band located out of York, Maine. Their songs kick-ass on the CD. They play original music and have played in places all around New England.

Dude, I'm gonna go see Ill Humor in December!

by Ill Hyoomer November 27, 2003

Stupid Father Humor

During your teenage years, you develop an "edgy" sense of humor that all the adults at your dad's get-togethers seem to lack while they interact in their suits and such.

As you develop this "edgy" sense of "humor" (see: Stupid Teenage Humor), you begin to notice how dumb your father's sense of humor is, and thus begin to cringe every time he tries to tell a joke at the dinner table, or worse, in front of your friends! Even if your dad manages to say something funny, you discard it as Stupid Father Humor. Because your father's old and that makes people stupid and unfunny but you know what? You're stupid. (Stupid Teenage Humor)

Dad: "Hey son, how's that garsh darn science project coming along?
Son: "It's OK dad."
Dad: "You werkin' hard or hardly werkin'? Huckhuckhuckhuck
Son: "...masturbating." snickersnick-"uh oh, I have to adjust my retainer"-snikersnikerI'msoedgy

Stupid Father Humor. Why do I have to use the word in the example? Is this tenth grade again?

by wb777 July 23, 2011

Medal Of Honor

The first medal of honor was given in the civil war you dipshit

the medal of honor had been given out many many times befor vietnam you moron

by yankee December 28, 2005