Howdy Neighbor

When a person fists another person's asshole and proceeds to open ones hand and make jazz hands accompanied by spirit fingers!

Amazingly Gay Chris Lira wasn't even fazed by the Howdy Neighbor that Leroy gave him!

by Aaron O'Neal September 2, 2010

John Howard

George Bush's alien assistant who does nething he says 2 weaken the world 2 turn it into a universal dump.

also used to describe some1 with john howard-like qualities.
eg: a coward, a but kisser, an absolute freaking idiot.

oh no our planet is doomed! john howard has just made it possible 4 the country of australia to all lose their jobs and starve 2 death.

what will john howard do next- it is in his power to order all babies born with blue eyes killed!

by me-me-me July 24, 2008

hokay

This is the skank's way of saying okay

Hey i have rave hairspray do you wanna use that? The nasty skank answers "hokay!"

by LauraLM07 July 10, 2007

howard county

Howard County. Columbia is one of the most richest places to live these days. What others do not realize is how Columbia is classed by schools. You have River Hill, which is know for being arrogant and wealthy. You have Oakland Mills, which is know for being "ghetto". You have Hammod, which apparently is known to either be white trash or country. Theres also Glenelg, which is out in the middle of no where, considering where everyone else is. There are also many others. I geuss the point I am trying to establish is that Oakland Mills is seen as a "ghetto" I am not saying it is not because I am sure it is, but it seems to get the bad rep. Where as you have Hammond who has a teacher who sells pot to students and River Hill whose teacher just got caught with meth and GHB. Now my question is where do you find that at Oakland Mills? Yes Oakland Mills has had there fair share of problems, such as grade changing but that on where compares to teachers and drugs, thank you. What people do not realize is that where you go to school does not really matter, your getting an education just like everyone else. Who really cares wheither you go to a rich school or a poor one, your getting the same education. So the next time you write a definition take everything into consideration, we live in a bubble where everything is classed and it seems to stay that way for one reason, people like you who decide to class people. And for the article about the "asian invasion" and black wannabes , the reason as I stated before Columbia will not change because of people like you.

Howard county and school classings

by DoesntMatter October 6, 2005

john howard

1. The Australian Prime Minister
2. George Bush's arse puppet
3. Someone who likes to jog

1. "This evening John Howard passed down legislation that banned small children from owning kittens, high five."
2. two words: brown nose.
3. " Oh look, theres john howard in his green and gold tracksuit, lets throw something at him."

by talor July 16, 2008

john howard

Mostly Harmless

(reference to Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy about earth, after it's destruction)

After 24th November 2007, John Howard is Mostly Harmless.
His party lost the election, and it looks like he will loose his seat.

by fjd December 25, 2007

boy howdy

1. An exclamation most typically used by those exposed to (and not utterly embarrassed by) southern culture. It is, in essence, the southern version of the urban expression 'girl bye'. When spoken sarcastically, it is used to render a thing ridiculous or label it unimportant. When spoken sincerely, it is similar to the expression 'hot dog!' and implies that a thing is impressive, pleasantly surprising, intriguing or a combination of the three.

2. An anatomical orifice used in the act of sex, such as a woman's vagina or a person's anus. The mouth is not typically referred to as a 'boy howdy,' though it, too, fits this description.

Examples include the term 'boy howdy' in snippets of hypothetical conversation, and should be imagined or read aloud in a southern accent.

1.

Boy me & Rick went down to the crick last yesterday and just guess what we saw!

- Now what was that?

We saw us three of THE LOVELIEST creatures bathin' in all god's glory.

-Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw nipple.

Hell yes we saw nipple.

-Boy howdy!

OR

Golly gee Kyle, me and the boys are heading over to the bowling ally and we're gonna have us a mighty good time! We might even get a little crazy and have a whole dang pitcher of soda, I bet we will. Wanna come?

-Boy howdy...

2.

Condom or nothing, Rick. Make your choice. I don't care if they're not fun, I'll TELL you what's not fun. Growing a whole goddamn person inside you for nine months and then having to push the gaddamn thing out of your boy howdy. I mean it. Condoms or gtfo.

by Howd'yDoo July 23, 2011