doodie-hopper

The insertion of the second toe in from the left side of the left foot into either nostril, following ejaculation into the nose.

'I swear to god Shawn if you doodie-hopper me one more time my nose is going to explode!'

by Albert Speer December 25, 2007

bush hopper

a person who lives in the bushes on the side of the freeway entrance

ohh look its a bush hopper! *sees mattress in bushes* that must be his bed!

by bush hopper October 25, 2008

Grazz Hopperz

People who flip flop on what gang they're in
I.E switching from Sureno to Notheno, Crip to Blood, etc

Guy 1: Beto Did you hear about Grego y Martin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: He a scrapa now
Guy 2: Grazz Hopperz ay?

by MaSiDo December 9, 2009

cavern hopper

a person that gets turned on by huge vaginas

I heard Ted fucked Cheryl last night, that nasty slut will fuck ANYONE. He's such a cavern hopper!

by pussytoast69 August 6, 2011

Jess Hooper

Getting outrageously drunk on your last work outing.

1. Ohhhhh my heads so sore, I did a Jess Hooper last night... Lucky I don't have to see any of those people again

2. I've handed in my resignation, I'm heading to the work party, I'm gunna do a Jess Hooper

by Morpheus11122 October 18, 2012

Clam Hopper

A dude that thinks he is all that but really isn't jack shit.

Matt needs to stop being such a clam hopper.

by Rainey508 July 6, 2012

table-hopper

1930s to present a necrophile the mortuary table, or slab

While showing the new embalmer the lay out, the mortuary's manager cleared her throat before instructing that the younger bodies, the ones not mangled when they met their demise, are earmarked first for hole mark for the proprietor, Old Neckie, a table-hopper from way back.

by EmpySee September 26, 2013